Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

Their high fives are always epic.

Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

Their high fives are always epic.

(via emrysandpendragon)